“A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.” Marx (Groucho) On the Internets: Flickr | TwitterReally Nobody SpecialTumblr (3.0; @reallynobodyspecial)http://reallynobodyspecial.com/Jersey part of the EU? Why not/<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/PvDeZHrRUi3dbg2uwZWKKViVo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Jersey part of the EU? Why not/</p>http://reallynobodyspecial.com/post/67394722http://reallynobodyspecial.com/post/67394722Mon, 29 Dec 2008 19:30:49 -0500(via merlin)<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/34GrgyzUsbrvr4vnyAPCNHpj_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://www.kungfugrippe.com/" target="_blank">merlin</a>)</p>http://reallynobodyspecial.com/post/43531842http://reallynobodyspecial.com/post/43531842Fri, 25 Jul 2008 13:44:59 -0400merlin: Maybe if Michael DeBakey had helped our President lie...<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/34GrgyzUsbc21gdv08OHwrON_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.kungfugrippe.com/post/42016356/maybe-if-michael-debakey-had-helped-our-president" target="_blank">merlin</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Maybe if Michael DeBakey had helped our President lie instead of saving thousands of lives with his <i>75-year career</i> of fucking tireless brilliance, hard work, and ingenuity, CNN might have seen clear to give him the top spot today.</p> <p>Sorry, Mike, but no dice. But you’re definitely a strong second.</p> <p>Y’know, Doc, maybe, instead of dicking around helping to reinvent our modern understanding of heart disease, cancer, and smoking risk, you should have learned to play “blues flute.” Also, what was with all that education, health policy junk, and surgical procedure shit? Seriously. Get a room, dude.</p> <p>Anyhow. Tony Snow was on TV a lot and had a million-dollar smile. So. You know. Whatever.</p> <p>Sorry, I’m not usually the corpse-desecrating type. But my monthly capacity for overstated conservative obits maxed out on Jesse Helms.</p> </blockquote>http://reallynobodyspecial.com/post/42060904http://reallynobodyspecial.com/post/42060904Sun, 13 Jul 2008 00:52:09 -0400Come on sweetheart, show us your [hard hitting news video]<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/PvDeZHrRUam4dm43Be7UD5Sm_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Come on sweetheart, show us your [hard hitting news video]</p>http://reallynobodyspecial.com/post/39651131http://reallynobodyspecial.com/post/39651131Tue, 24 Jun 2008 10:05:38 -0400merlin:Sacks-Minnelli Foundation<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/34GrgyzUs9d72xaxYvmHrLs4_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.kungfugrippe.com/post/35861744/sacks-minnelli-foundation" target="_blank">merlin</a>:</p><blockquote><a href="http://sacksminnellifoundation.org/" target="_blank">Sacks-Minnelli Foundation</a></blockquote>http://reallynobodyspecial.com/post/36578896http://reallynobodyspecial.com/post/36578896Fri, 30 May 2008 10:43:04 -0400(via tumbld)<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f1EuJ6Hbb9jfnru3OlpNONWz_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://www.curlyurl.co.uk/" target="_blank">tumbld</a>)</p>http://reallynobodyspecial.com/post/36576753http://reallynobodyspecial.com/post/36576753Fri, 30 May 2008 10:23:11 -0400From my new 50mm lens. Snap, I love this lens. <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/PvDeZHrRU8yo9cluaEI50K3J_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>From my new 50mm lens. Snap, I love this lens. </p>http://reallynobodyspecial.com/post/34714502http://reallynobodyspecial.com/post/34714502Tue, 13 May 2008 19:37:43 -0400"There is nothing wrong with being 50, not unless your trying to be 25."“There is nothing wrong with being 50, not unless your trying to be 25.”<br/><br/> - <em>Joe Gillis (My Hero)</em>http://reallynobodyspecial.com/post/34365075http://reallynobodyspecial.com/post/34365075Sat, 10 May 2008 15:35:24 -0400Oh yea. This $30 hood will totally make my cheap lens look bad...<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/PvDeZHrRU8oa9v96oj9hXdpa_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Oh yea. This $30 hood will totally make my cheap lens look bad ass.</p>http://reallynobodyspecial.com/post/33912484http://reallynobodyspecial.com/post/33912484Tue, 06 May 2008 13:08:00 -0400Video<object width="400" height="231"><param name="movie" value="http://www.hulu.com/embed/qjbqqFz9NBreEPL56LUl-g" /><embed src="http://www.hulu.com/embed/qjbqqFz9NBreEPL56LUl-g" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="231"></embed></object><br/><br/>http://reallynobodyspecial.com/post/33477134http://reallynobodyspecial.com/post/33477134Thu, 01 May 2008 20:56:17 -0400My wife saw one episode and it solidified my position as a...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/PvDeZHrRU8d0sdszUbTZPefd_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My wife saw one episode and it solidified my position as a misogynist. Wonder what shelling out money on the full season will do? </p>http://reallynobodyspecial.com/post/33139064http://reallynobodyspecial.com/post/33139064Mon, 28 Apr 2008 15:57:49 -0400Scrapple is a savory mush of pork scraps and trimmings....<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scrapple">Scrapple is a savory mush of pork scraps and trimmings....</a>http://reallynobodyspecial.com/post/32829071http://reallynobodyspecial.com/post/32829071Fri, 25 Apr 2008 07:35:29 -0400Oh yes, there will be BBQ. <img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/PvDeZHrRU84qvc0uHpfkksp4_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Oh yes, there will be BBQ. </p>http://reallynobodyspecial.com/post/32576605http://reallynobodyspecial.com/post/32576605Tue, 22 Apr 2008 20:59:00 -0400Honest Abe says “Chinese child slave labor made me....<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/PvDeZHrRU83cj6jbhhKi0jAW_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Honest Abe says “Chinese child slave labor made me. Huzzah!”</p>http://reallynobodyspecial.com/post/32469936http://reallynobodyspecial.com/post/32469936Mon, 21 Apr 2008 21:29:00 -0400The Saga Begins <object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/r8qc7Qa9Rhs&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/r8qc7Qa9Rhs&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>The Saga Begins </p>http://reallynobodyspecial.com/post/32177254http://reallynobodyspecial.com/post/32177254Fri, 18 Apr 2008 15:25:35 -0400The search for Ice Cream glory has begun.<a href="http://www.ice-cream-recipes.com/">The search for Ice Cream glory has begun.</a>http://reallynobodyspecial.com/post/31960930http://reallynobodyspecial.com/post/31960930Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:44:53 -0400The ASPCA has been notified. <object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/bYU934gNgy8&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/bYU934gNgy8&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>The ASPCA has been notified. </p>http://reallynobodyspecial.com/post/31856273http://reallynobodyspecial.com/post/31856273Tue, 15 Apr 2008 14:29:35 -0400Oh yes, I will be keeping an eye on this dude. <img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/PvDeZHrRU7tv6gboZgDDrrvj_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>Oh yes, I will be keeping an eye on this dude. </p>http://reallynobodyspecial.com/post/31814929http://reallynobodyspecial.com/post/31814929Tue, 15 Apr 2008 06:14:12 -0400(via riotrepublic)<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/B2ojRzJ4m7qdgf50TvB50yod_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://riotrepublic.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">riotrepublic</a>)</p>http://reallynobodyspecial.com/post/31724933http://reallynobodyspecial.com/post/31724933Mon, 14 Apr 2008 09:59:37 -0400Just finished putting in new shelves in the master bedroom. I am a God.<p>Just finished putting in new shelves in the master bedroom. I am a God.</p>http://reallynobodyspecial.com/post/31678903http://reallynobodyspecial.com/post/31678903Sun, 13 Apr 2008 22:03:06 -0400